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(heaton/rotheray) Klebe Folien With a face like a crab's bus ticket And skin like a llama's door mat He was always gonna struggle Nature had seen to that Homepage Gestaltung Solingen
He dreamt of those old-fashioned movies Where bogart gets the dame But a lorry load of lorre opernhaus zürich Is still the score of pain
And he sings I may be ugly Sternzeichen But i've got the bottle-opener He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw And in the party party politics of this ugly fame There is no orderly queue Immobilien Wermelskirchen
With a chin like a tramp's juke-box And eyes like a rhino's ash-tray It was always going to be pantomime Hausverwaltung Köln That made him sing and dance anyway
When you feel like london And you look like hull Terrassenüberdachungen You think travolta pulled newton - john Who did john hurt pull?
And they compliment the compliment Himalayasalz And it's driving you insane It's like talking to a helicopter When you know that you're a plane Hotel am Strand Breath like a mountain goat's satchel Nose like a pool of sick But you always leave your flies ahoy 'cause the world wants to suck your dick Was ist Halloween Let it suck!
And he sings I may be ugly But i've got the bottle-opener He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw And in the party party politics of this ugly fame There is no orderly queue
